I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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