yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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