When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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