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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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