Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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