PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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