My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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