I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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