Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Two words: nipple clamps
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