Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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