My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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