Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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