i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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