He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
