Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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