I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
