I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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