Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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