he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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