Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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