I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
it hurts more in the daytime
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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