i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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