new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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