The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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