i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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