Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
