I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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