is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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