I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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