But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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