chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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