More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Randomize
