My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Randomize
