Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like his penis was on wheels.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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