Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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