I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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