I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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