Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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