Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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