Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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