Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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