he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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