Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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