Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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