Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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