She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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