ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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