He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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