Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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