shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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