he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Randomize
