Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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